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Every year, around this time, we get a little extra sparkle in our step — and a whole lot of sparkle in the sky. Independence Day means barbecue smoke, backyard playlists, and that one neighbor who still swears they only bought the small fireworks (sure, Dave) some legal, some ... questionably sourced from “my cousin in Puyallup.”
Dry grass, dense neighborhoods, and overconfident cousins with questionable bottle rockets can make for a dangerous combination. And no one wants to spend their holiday explaining to a fire crew that it was "just a little Roman candle."
So, before you strike a match this Fourth of July, let’s talk about how to keep your celebration safe, your eyebrows intact, and your fire station friends well-fed and not overwhelmed.
KNOW WHAT’S LEGAL (AND WHAT’S NOT)
Fireworks are legal in unincorporated Pierce County, including most of Eatonville — but only during specific hours, and with specific rules. For example, they’re only allowed on July 4 from 10 a.m. to 11:59 p.m. (and yes, officials do keep track).
If you’re lighting anything off, make sure it’s: On your own property (with permission, if it’s not), Clear of dry brush or trees, Aimed far, far away from people, pets, fences, roofs, or power lines, and soak used fireworks before trashing them. Please—don’t let your 10-year-old light anything. Not even a punk. (You know what a punk is if you grew up in the ‘80s.)
Your bonfire doesn't count as a fireworks finale.
Also, don’t forget the pets. Dogs hate fireworks. Cats act chill but are absolutely judging your life choices. Secure animals indoors, crank up a fan or some music to drown out the noise, and double-check fences and gates beforehand. The Humane Society always sees a spike in lost pets around the Fourth — let’s not add yours to the list.
But here’s the best tip? Don’t light your own at all.
Eatonville’s got a professional fireworks display on the Third that’s totally free, safe, and visible from all over town. It’s the big opening to the 4th of July festivities, and no one has to worry about burns, fines, or melted lawn chairs.
Prefer a traditional Fourth of July show? There are shows all around the Mount Rainier area — from Morton to Ashford to Orting — so wherever your plans take you, there's likely a professional display nearby.
CHECK SMOKE ALARMS — YOURS AND THEIRS
This is the perfect week to test your smoke detectors. While you’re at it, knock on your elderly neighbor’s door and offer to check theirs too. A few minutes could save a life.
WANT TO THANK A FIREFIGHTER?
Pierce County fire stations love community support—but they can’t accept homemade goodies from unknown sources. If it isn’t sealed, labeled, or from a known neighbor or business, they’re not allowed to eat it (and yes, they feel bad tossing your mystery cookies). If you’re looking to show some love, skip the mystery banana bread and try one of these instead:
• Prepackaged snack baskets
• Coffee, energy drinks, or cold bottled beverages
• Catered lunches or pizza from a local restaurant
• A handwritten card from your kid (these are gold)
Also, don’t underestimate the power of waving when they drive by or chalking a thank-you outside the station. A little neighborhood cheer goes a long way.
LIGHT UP THE SKY, NOT 911 LINES
The Fourth is meant for flags, family, and hot dogs — not house fires. Let’s keep it safe, support our first responders, and give the fire station a peaceful evening off (unless you're bringing pizza — then by all means, stop by).
Happy Independence Day from all of us at The Dispatch — may your burgers be juicy, your playlists patriotic, and your fireworks … handled by professionals.